Monday, September 20, 2004

Masturbation - a man's best friend?

The Good Wife ran an post about how hurt she felt when she cuaght her husband masturbating whilst he paid her little attention (apologies if I paraphrased it incorrectly).

I thought that I might add my ha'penny worth to the debate, although remember, every marriage is different so this isn't a comment on why it was happening in her life!

I used to masturbate frequently when my wife wasn't paying me attention... Now she has been reincarnated as the sex-starved nympho, I barely have the energy. In fact, I think that I have gone the longest that I have ever lasted without a wank. Let me explain - I need at least one orgasm a day and currently that is what I get (and more, if I want it). If I don't get that, I go around the bend - my mind becomes obsessed with getting release. Having discovered masturbation as a 12 year old, it became almost an addiction. The porn has escalated over the decades from Playboy to what I'd acknowledge (when not masturbating) are rather foul DVD's. * Is porn like drugs - you need to move to something harder to get a fix ? Don't think so personally, I can find pictures of fully clothed ladies very sexually provocative *

Also, one other thing, masturbation fulfills a differnt need to making love - in fact, I'd go so far to say that the sensation is almost totally different. Firstly, you are doing it with the one that you love (joke!), it is totally efficient, you go fast when you want to, pause when you want to. There are no limits to your fantasy - want to fuck Cindy Crawford, well you can. Want her to tell you to tie her up and fuck her hard up the ass, well magically, she does.

Making love, even if you are doing some weird shit, is about sharing pleasure with your partner. If he/she doesn't like what you are doing, then stop and do something that you both like.

Oh and any women that think their men don't wank - there is an old joke:
90% of all guys masturbate. The other 10%? Well...no arms!"

2 Comments:

Blogger Salvatori said...

Great theory - sex makes the world go round! Bliatz, you crack me up. Where did you find that?

3:08 pm  
Blogger Salvatori said...

r&b - that sounds sad (the lack of sex rather than the masturbation). I don't want to hand out advice, as I am the most disfunctional, closed arsehole you could have the misfortune to meet but... it sounds to me like you should be tackling your boyfriend. Perhaps try coaxing out of him what he wants in his relationship - ask what his fantasies are.

I am enjoying my life so much now and I hope that you can find sexual fulfilment in your relationship too.

9:31 am  

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