Inspired neologisms...

The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing of one letter, and supply a new definition.

Here are this year's winners:

1. Cashtration (n.):
   The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
2. Ignoranus (n):
   A person who's both stupid and an Assh*le.
3. Intaxication (n.):
   Euphoria at getting a taxrefund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
4. Reintarnation (n.):
   Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
5. Bozone (n.):
   The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
6. Foreploy (n.):
   Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
7. Giraffiti (n.):
   Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
8. Sarchasm (n.):
   The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
9. Inoculatte (n.):
   To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
10. Hipatitis (n.):
    Terminal coolness.
11. Osteopornosis (n.):
    A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
12. Karmageddon (n.):
    It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
13. Decafalon (n.):
    The grueling event ofgetting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
14. Glibido (n.):
    All talk and no action.
15. Dopeler effect (phr.):
    The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
16. Arachnoleptic fit, (phr.):
    The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
17. Beelzebug, (n.):
    Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
18. Caterpallor, (n.):
    The color you turn afterfinding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.

Enjoy...