Three's company...

One thing that I never managed to achieve in both my pre-marriage relationships and "punting" career was a threesome. Beloved of porn movies and teenage fantasies, this is a long cherished ambition of mine and one that sadly looks like it won't happen unless my wife has some another even more extreme Damascene conversion to wilder sex. So, I keep wondering if I should have one last venture into the weird world of escorts to achieve it.

It can easily be achieved: most agencies have willing girls (*not worksafe...*) and there are even male/female couples who allow you to participate. I have to admit that a MFM threesome is not my "bag", not because I object to sharing or I am not confident about my own sexuality but rather I doubt that I could perform with male audience!). I have mentioned that I am shy... Twisted Monk (the purveyor of very fine bondage rope for those of that disposition...) covers this in far more detail than I could ever do in a very insightful post on the difficulties of MFM threesomes.

So far I am resisting... I am aided in this by the advice given to me by one of the best looking blokes I ever knew, an ex-SAS officer, who was so regualrly propositioned when we were out drinking that he seldom bothered to keep the phone numbers.... Anyway, we were discussing the idea of a FFMF foursome and he dismissed it out of hand.

"Think," he said. "You need to focus for their benefit and for your own - it just doesn't work - there's too much to do. I should know; I've tried it."

Well, there isn't much of an answer to that, except the words of the great Woody Allen:

"Sex between two people is a beautiful thing; between five, it's fantastic"

If I ever weaken on my renewed fidelity, it'll be to close out this particular gap in my list of sexual experiences...