Wednesday, January 26, 2005

It's in the genes...

My middle son, Dopey (aged 10), had a girl in his bed the other night. A cousin, Sophie (also aged 10), was staying with us over Christmas and we were, with 18 people in the house, all out of beds. Hats off to the little lad - he suggested that she share his double bed. Sophie, the little minx, didn't demur...

So, enormous credit to the boy - if he can keep up that hit rate, he'll be a very happy teenager.

Now here's the thing. There I am the next morning, doling out sugary cereal to the masses when he sidles up to me and whispers: "Daddy, when is she going?"

So, that uncouth instinct must be hard-wired into the male brain. Will she see him next year and furiously bleat, "You didn't call, you didn't write!"?

Us grown-up males fight the instinct. You may provide breakfast in bed for that sexy poppet that you have finally bedded after weeks of trying, or cuddle up lovingly after your first sex in 12 years. But even then it's a bit of a struggle - your very male core is probably screaming "I want you out of here!"

One of the advantages of escorts is that you are as much paying them to leave...

Enjoy...


4 Comments:

Blogger Bent said...

LOL...congrats to the boy; it certainly does sound like he is on the path to some rightous teenage years.

Is the male hard-wired for this? Not all, I am sure, as much depends on the partner...but there have certainly been a few times I can recall where the door couldn't hit me in the ass fast enough!

5:54 pm  
Blogger k said...

I think some females feel the same way though.
Sometimes I get off the phone with someone, or go out for drinks and they leave and I think to myself: Thank god i don't have to do that for awhile :)
Men just happen to seem to be more open about this while women (myself included) seem to just smile and ignore :)
funny that eh?

7:35 pm  
Blogger scrubsnhugs said...

I agree with K as I am a woman who has felt that more than once ;)

11:17 pm  
Blogger Bent said...

Without a doubt, the ladies sometimes feel the exact same way...goes back to the point I made...to a large degree, depends on the one you're with.

12:20 am  

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