Teamwork...

"We're a team - and that means you do exactly what I say..."
Michael Caine, as Charlie Croker in The Italian Job.

Work continues to be painful in the vein of "opinions are like arseholes: everybody has got one..." I just people would trust my experience on stuff rather than questioning it for several weeks then concluding that we should do what I say but only:

1. to shut me up;
2. because I've always got it right in the past; and
3. because it will be my fault if it goes wrong (thanks)...

In the meantime, they are conspiring to create more fuck-ups than Wayne Rooney in a brothel.

So, with no time for originality, you will have to settle for somethinfg regurgitated. It is a joke that haunts me a little, as I have slept with enough women (to be clear, I paid for the majority of them) that I am not sure that I'd recognise them all:

A man standing in line at a check out counter of a grocery store was very surprised when a very attractive woman behind him said, "Hello!"

Her face was beaming. He gave her that "who are you look," and couldn't remember ever having seen her before.

Then, noticing his look, she figured she had made a mistake and apologized. "Look," she said, "I'm really sorry but when I first saw you, I thought you were the father of one of my children," and walked out of the store.

The guy was dumbfounded and thought to himself, "What the hell is the world coming to? Here is an attractive woman who can't keep track of who fathers her children! "

Then he got a little panicky. "I don't remember her," he thought but, MAYBE.... during one of the wild parties he had been to when he was in college, perhaps he did father her child!

He ran from the store and caught her in the parking lot and asked, "Are you the girl I met at a party in college and then we got really drunk and had wild crazy sex on the pool table in front of everyone?"

"No", she said with a horrified look on her face. "I'm your son's second grade teacher!"

Perhaps, I'll tell you about a long-lost (and unrecognised) college fuck-buddy who had moved in next door and my wife had befriended...

Enjoy...