I've gone off sex...
I've gone off sex.
I have been off it for about three minutes now and I'm at my wit's (or is that wits'?) end.
This has been happening on a regular basis and sometimes the three minutes can run consecutively. They may amount to even as much as an entire hour.
I have tried bungee jumping, water skiing, sleeping, reading purient posts in the blogshere (mainly about anal sex), writing purient posts on this blog (mainly about anal sex), going on holiday, avoiding tsunamis (I never much liked sushi bars anyway), watching blue movies, making blue movies, driving fast cars very fast, falling in love, parachuting, farting Tubular Bells, and even on occasion chatting to my colleagues.
None of it does it for me!
Am I obsessed and in need of counselling?
I draw the line at drugs, meeting Jeffrey Archer, snuff movies and paedophilia so, no nonsense suggestions there please. So, boys and girls, what to do when one is BORED??????????????
I have been off it for about three minutes now and I'm at my wit's (or is that wits'?) end.
This has been happening on a regular basis and sometimes the three minutes can run consecutively. They may amount to even as much as an entire hour.
I have tried bungee jumping, water skiing, sleeping, reading purient posts in the blogshere (mainly about anal sex), writing purient posts on this blog (mainly about anal sex), going on holiday, avoiding tsunamis (I never much liked sushi bars anyway), watching blue movies, making blue movies, driving fast cars very fast, falling in love, parachuting, farting Tubular Bells, and even on occasion chatting to my colleagues.
None of it does it for me!
Am I obsessed and in need of counselling?
I draw the line at drugs, meeting Jeffrey Archer, snuff movies and paedophilia so, no nonsense suggestions there please. So, boys and girls, what to do when one is BORED??????????????
posted by Salvatori at 10:59 am
9 Comments:
Physical causes:
alcoholism - quite common.
abuse of drugs - such as cocaine.
anaemia - unusual unless the man has been bleeding for any reason.
hyperprolactinaemia - an uncommon disorder in which too much of the hormone prolactin is produced by the pituitary gland.
obesity - quite common; simply slimming down will often help.
prescribed drugs - particularly Proscar (finasteride), a tablet used for prostate problems.
low male hormone level (testosterone) - contrary to what many people think, this is rare.
any major 'generalised' disease, such as diabetes.
Psychological causes
depression
stress and overwork
sex hang-ups
latent gayness
serious relationship problems with the wife.
Obsessed? well you are male, so I think it's fairly normal.
Hmm, try booze and drugs.
When I'm bored, I have the occasional joint and either watch terrible tv (very entertaining when you're high), or go out and people watch.
Or get drunk and do above :)
Play online...
get a hobby, I like to kick some ass when I'm bored (kickboxing).
Hmmm, running out of ideas...
K
you could send me a million dollars and I could double it in a couple of years by investing in some local realestate, I could spend my days at home masterbating frantically and eating potato chips.
Dude, I say the hell with it - just get "back on" sex.
Spice it up, baby! That's what I do! :)
Push buttons, test limits...go further!
Anon,
Er, I was taking the piss. But useful info nevertheless...
AK,
Hobby sounds good. Banging the wife count?
RD,
Like the wanking like a rabid monkey idea but way too much salt in those crisps.
Bent,
Sex might just work.
OW,
Great idea - just what I need...
How can you be bored when you have penis? I could never be bored with a penis to whack around.
I'd like to have one for a few days because I've always wondered if the constant dangling would annoy me, does it annoy you?
Line up every wall in your house with mirrors. Promise yourself that you'll never touch little S again, then walk around naked. You'll soon "love" yourself again.
On the hobby front have you ever tried horse riding ... it will really get the wife hot. There is something errr lets call it terribly pleasing for a woman to have such a huge beast between her legs and lets not forget what the saddle pomel can do. For you ... yll end up with brused balls and not really be interested in sex any how ... jokes it gives you a great feeling of freedom and control, you may just enjoy that. Besides there are plenty of oportunitys to roll in the hay and what woman can resist a knight in shining armour on horse back?
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