Thursday, April 07, 2005

Open the flood gates...

So, another day, another confession...

1. Slow to arouse

2. Slow to orgasm

3. Copious come


There is no polite way of saying this, so I better just (literally) blurt it out...

I seem to produce rather more semen than is usual.

I actually knew nothing about this until I began seeing “ladies of the night” - none of my girlfriends mentioned it. It started with a girl commenting “Wow, you needed that...” as she examined the filled condom and then moved on with, “God, have you ever thought of a career in pornography?...” when I came over the breasts of another girl. One girl asked if I was related to Peter North (not WS!). Virtually every time I came, it garnered a comment. One girl had a fit of the giggles.

Now exactly where is the problem, you might ask? Well, all of the above was pretty good for Salvatori's ego, I have to admit. The issue started when an escort, who gave the most wonderful blow jobs, accused me of trying to drown her, when I came in her mouth. Another choked on it (the jism spurts out fast too). Another was sure I'd somehow pissed in her mouth (I hadn't), as there was too much for it just to be semen. I now find it difficult to come in anyone's mouth - including my wife's (to be clear I haven't tried with anyone else for a while). Even with her, I have to get to the point of no return in her pussy before I can ejaculate in her mouth (though some of that may be her technique...).

Thought for the day:
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
Enjoy...

4 Comments:

Blogger Salvatori said...

Nope, not blessed in that area either... (they hang a bit low but I would characterise them as smaller than average - but I haven't done any detailed study, you understand). Don't know where it all comes from (if you pardon the pun).

10:33 am  
Blogger Salvatori said...

And my point is that it is not the quantity of ejaculate that is the problem, per se but rather my self-conscious concern about what the reaction is going to be. Fear / self doubt turns me off, so this becomes a problem...

11:12 am  
Blogger tieme-n-spankme said...

I don't know if this has anything to do with it in your case, but my hubby seems to have copious amounts of seminal fluid when we've let more than just a day or two go by. At least I know to be prepared (I do have to control my rather sensitive gag reflex) if I am blowing him after a few days sexual hiatus.

11:39 pm  
Blogger Virgin Slut said...

Oh dear, you don't have to put all your eggs in one basket. Us women don't like downing more than 1 shot of cum (I mean think of all the extra calories), but that doesn't mean that we don't like lots of it. Just spread the love around and make a mess and that way everyone involved will be happy.

6:46 am  

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